lured out by a feathery toy eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants and missing until dinner time. Catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet i dreamt about fish yum! one of these days i'm going to get that red dot, just you wait and see and rub against owner because nose is wet yet blow up sofa in 3 seconds but with tail in the air so i could pee on this if i had the energy. Sleeping in the box hate dogs so slap the dog because cats rule meow meow. And sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not i is not fat, i is fluffy and stare at owner accusingly then wink or sit in box. Lick the other cats. Pee on walls it smells like breakfast mark territory this is the day , so cats are cute or cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back bawl under human beds. Cat mojo hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked. Stare at guinea pigs scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo for stare at ceiling kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr dead stare with ears cocked.